ASTARION ANCUNÍN

[situationship]

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[haematocritical]

I do... technically have an out. For the vampire thing, I suppose.

[ ...... ] But I might hold onto it just for the moment.

[situationship]

Ahhh, I'm sooooo curioooouuuus, but you're so seeecretive, so I'll try not to be nosy.

As long as the success rate is high enough.

[haematocritical]

Hardly. You all saw me stab Karlach.

[ no point in pretending otherwise. ]

It'll work.

[situationship]

Oh, I forgot it counts. It kind of feels low risk at this point compared to the early weeks.

It revived Camille, so it should pan out okay.

[haematocritical]

I think at this point it's mostly just... getting our numbers down low enough that the ritual will fail. That seems to be the point and purpose of it now. Or, I'm assuming.

[situationship]

Yeah... I don't like trial, but it gives us an avenue to know how people died and lets us teach our goal. Kind of.

It's only going to get either more miserable or more intense.

[haematocritical]

Does anyone enjoy those things? They’re more chaotic than half the things I’ve experienced I was a vampire’s plaything for two centuries.

[situationship]

... They're more chaotic?

The bar's really so low...

[haematocritical]

Vampires have their own kinds of shenanigans.

[situationship]

... I'm guessing not as fun, but freaky all the same.

[haematocritical]

Fun is not the word I’d use for it, no.

[situationship]

High elves more fun stuff?

[haematocritical]

High elves certainly know how to have a good time — the ones in the city at least.

[situationship]

I imagine! The city in most areas are popping! But countryside can be cute.

[ said like a city tourist who wouldn't survive in the country for a couple of days ]

[haematocritical]

From what Geto told me, my idea of a large city would be laughable compared to yours.

[situationship]

Yeah, probably, but if you think about it what we consider a large city might be laughable to other people here!

[haematocritical]

It sounded like one of the biggest… numbers I’ve heard of in one place? A million plus?

[situationship]

A lot more than that, but we're also in an era of prosperity. Our birth rate is less than a person, though.

[ There's that. ]

[haematocritical]

…

How are there that many of you with that low a birth rate?

[situationship]

There was a boom! And now we're slowing down! ... A lot!

[haematocritical]

[ looks up ]

And that’s… bad.

[situationship]

I think that's the government's problem to figure out. It's mostly that people don't have the time and money to raise a family rather than like... A natural disaster or a plague.

[ So it's okay. ]

I think a stagnant population might be good for the world for now.

[haematocritical]

You have that many people running around that stagnancy is preferable?

[ wild. ]

There’s a smaller amount of us in comparison, so I suppose the need to replace them.

[situationship]

Repopulate... I don't want my love life to be like that.

[ well it can't because he's dating a guy ]

[haematocritical]

Some people do, some people don't.