ASTARION ANCUNÍN

[situationship]

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[haematocritical]

Does anyone enjoy those things? They’re more chaotic than half the things I’ve experienced I was a vampire’s plaything for two centuries.

[situationship]

... They're more chaotic?

The bar's really so low...

[haematocritical]

Vampires have their own kinds of shenanigans.

[situationship]

... I'm guessing not as fun, but freaky all the same.

[haematocritical]

Fun is not the word I’d use for it, no.

[situationship]

High elves more fun stuff?

[haematocritical]

High elves certainly know how to have a good time — the ones in the city at least.

[situationship]

I imagine! The city in most areas are popping! But countryside can be cute.

[ said like a city tourist who wouldn't survive in the country for a couple of days ]

[haematocritical]

From what Geto told me, my idea of a large city would be laughable compared to yours.

[situationship]

Yeah, probably, but if you think about it what we consider a large city might be laughable to other people here!

[haematocritical]

It sounded like one of the biggest… numbers I’ve heard of in one place? A million plus?

[situationship]

A lot more than that, but we're also in an era of prosperity. Our birth rate is less than a person, though.

[ There's that. ]

[haematocritical]

…

How are there that many of you with that low a birth rate?

[situationship]

There was a boom! And now we're slowing down! ... A lot!

[haematocritical]

[ looks up ]

And that’s… bad.

[situationship]

I think that's the government's problem to figure out. It's mostly that people don't have the time and money to raise a family rather than like... A natural disaster or a plague.

[ So it's okay. ]

I think a stagnant population might be good for the world for now.

[haematocritical]

You have that many people running around that stagnancy is preferable?

[ wild. ]

There’s a smaller amount of us in comparison, so I suppose the need to replace them.

[situationship]

Repopulate... I don't want my love life to be like that.

[ well it can't because he's dating a guy ]

[haematocritical]

Some people do, some people don't.

[situationship]

Political marriages are kind of more common in higher jujutsu society... But I think I can get by doing whatever I want for a while.

[ Pretends to daydream. ]

Oh, Robin.

[haematocritical]

[ I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS HIS PINING THREAD AND WAS LIKE ???? ]

... Like the nobility do?

[situationship]

[ LKGKLSLKFSLK HIS ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

Yeah, basically... We're not nobility since that kind of system has been phased out a while ago, but traditions! Bloodline. Stuff.

[haematocritical]

[ the love that never was. ]

Traditions... interesting. I would've thought somewhere so big and bustling as where you're from wouldn't have time for them.