[ SUGURU COULD REALLY SEE THIS AFTER WHAT HAPPENED AND DECIDE I WILL ASSAULT EVEN THOUGH THIS IS JUST PLATONIC AND FRIENDLY
Satoru laughs a bit as he's jostled around. ]
Think Mathis would stab me?
[ And unfortunately this starts a string of thought sharing that is driven by instinctual paranoia, though not intentional. He considers Mathis height, weight, build, and adds into his calculations from seeing Mathis work. With body mass, approximate speed from samples, he estimates how quick a knife can get to him and how he'd need to evade it. It doesn't last long before it switches into analyzing where they are and the scope of what's available for them to escape. Evey single piece in the background ahead, behind, and both sides of them is accounted for threats.
It eventually tapers off into whispers before getting cut out. Satoru is still smiling like usual, though. ]
[THIS IS SO FCKING FUNNY HELP ME. BOTH OF THESE THINGS
Lavi looks at Gojo like he thinks he should be surprised, but at the same time he isn't? He just takes a moment to absorb all this shounen calculation, then he reaches up to ruffle Gojo's hair, tempting God and Geto one last time.]
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I felt awkward because of you!!
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Ow!
[ It's my fault. ]
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[ IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S APOLOGETIC... HE IS JUST..... SELF-CENTERED? HE CAUSED EVERYTHING? ]
Are you going to head back to the party?
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he shakes his head HE FEELS BAD BC ANIS SET THAT UP]
I'm gonna go check on Yuu. What about you?
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I already made up with Suguru, so I'm free. Want me to drop you off?
[ Like he's his chaperone and Lavi is still a child. ]
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M'not a kid anymore.
[But he's okay if Gojo wants to tag along for now,]
So was it worth it? Seeing him get jealous like that.
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Suguru might have been enamored when you were just a chibi carrot head, but you were thinking about killing me.
[ Said like he's annoyed because damn brats are annoying, but it was fun zooming around, though. Anyway, he will hop along to walk by Lavi's side. ]
He was thinking that if I touch anyone else, he would break all my teeth. [ ... ] It's kind of cute.
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And he'd apologize for his MURDER THOUGHTS, except then Gojo mentions Geto's? HE JUST LAUGHS AGAIN,]
Yeah? Maybe a part of ya's into violence.
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[ He's just a tall freak and here is Lavi laughing some more. ]
Are you saying I'm a masochist?
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he shakes his head]
Nah. Or maybe you are, but just for Suguru? But you don't really give off the vibes...
[I feel like you'd just hit back?]
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[ He pokes Lavi's shoulder. ]
You seem like you'd be more of a masochist than me.
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Maybe I am... I should give you more shit for kissing me, but here I am, being merciful.
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I think you should. You're too nice.
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The nicest!
[hehehe, he loosens his grip a little]
S'fine. It was worse for Suguru.
[And at least Mathis wasn't there.]
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Satoru laughs a bit as he's jostled around. ]
Think Mathis would stab me?
[ And unfortunately this starts a string of thought sharing that is driven by instinctual paranoia, though not intentional. He considers Mathis height, weight, build, and adds into his calculations from seeing Mathis work. With body mass, approximate speed from samples, he estimates how quick a knife can get to him and how he'd need to evade it. It doesn't last long before it switches into analyzing where they are and the scope of what's available for them to escape. Evey single piece in the background ahead, behind, and both sides of them is accounted for threats.
It eventually tapers off into whispers before getting cut out. Satoru is still smiling like usual, though. ]
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Lavi looks at Gojo like he thinks he should be surprised, but at the same time he isn't? He just takes a moment to absorb all this shounen calculation, then he reaches up to ruffle Gojo's hair, tempting God and Geto one last time.]
If he does, then it won't be because of me.
[He knows how I feel about him.]
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Just friends?
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And because he thinks exorcists and sorcerers should get to be treated like they're normal people even though the life can be insane,]
Yeah.
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Is this part of the Bookman lifestyle?
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We can have relationships. We just can't put any feeling into 'em.
But that's not fair to Mathis, so.
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[ he's a problem ]
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Yeah? Lemme know if you find anyone like that, and send 'em my way.
[HE'S JOKING DON'T DO THAT GOJO]
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[ is he also joking... ]
How was the confession anyway?
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I think I'm the one who deserves the details between us... How did you and Suguru get together?
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