LAVI

[situationship]

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[situationship]

[ I'm going to kick you. Real friendship. ]

Suguru might have been enamored when you were just a chibi carrot head, but you were thinking about killing me.

[ Said like he's annoyed because damn brats are annoying, but it was fun zooming around, though. Anyway, he will hop along to walk by Lavi's side. ]

He was thinking that if I touch anyone else, he would break all my teeth. [ ... ] It's kind of cute.

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[It wasn't personal! It was just in case you were a human trafficker or something. Stranger danger, and all that.

And he'd apologize for his MURDER THOUGHTS, except then Gojo mentions Geto's? HE JUST LAUGHS AGAIN,]

Yeah? Maybe a part of ya's into violence.

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I don't think I look that suspicious.

[ He's just a tall freak and here is Lavi laughing some more. ]

Are you saying I'm a masochist?

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[a bubble full of ellipses bobs over his head....... like he has to think about this......

he shakes his head]

Nah. Or maybe you are, but just for Suguru? But you don't really give off the vibes...

[I feel like you'd just hit back?]

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I've never really thought about it.

[ He pokes Lavi's shoulder. ]

You seem like you'd be more of a masochist than me.

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[HELLO? He leans in and knocks his elbow into his side,]

Maybe I am... I should give you more shit for kissing me, but here I am, being merciful.

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[ Ack... ]

I think you should. You're too nice.

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[slings an arm around Gojo's shoulders even though Geto is out there and could also break his teeth, grinning]

The nicest!

[hehehe, he loosens his grip a little]

S'fine. It was worse for Suguru.

[And at least Mathis wasn't there.]

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[ SUGURU COULD REALLY SEE THIS AFTER WHAT HAPPENED AND DECIDE I WILL ASSAULT EVEN THOUGH THIS IS JUST PLATONIC AND FRIENDLY

Satoru laughs a bit as he's jostled around. ]

Think Mathis would stab me?

[ And unfortunately this starts a string of thought sharing that is driven by instinctual paranoia, though not intentional. He considers Mathis height, weight, build, and adds into his calculations from seeing Mathis work. With body mass, approximate speed from samples, he estimates how quick a knife can get to him and how he'd need to evade it. It doesn't last long before it switches into analyzing where they are and the scope of what's available for them to escape. Evey single piece in the background ahead, behind, and both sides of them is accounted for threats.

It eventually tapers off into whispers before getting cut out. Satoru is still smiling like usual, though. ]

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[THIS IS SO FCKING FUNNY HELP ME. BOTH OF THESE THINGS

Lavi looks at Gojo like he thinks he should be surprised, but at the same time he isn't? He just takes a moment to absorb all this shounen calculation, then he reaches up to ruffle Gojo's hair, tempting God and Geto one last time.]

If he does, then it won't be because of me.

[He knows how I feel about him.]

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[ SOMETIMES YOU ARE A PARANOID BITCH... ALWAYS. Why are you ruffling his hair... He ruffles Lavi's back. ]

Just friends?

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[BECAUSE HE LIKES GOJO EVEN THO HE CAUSES CHAOS ON THE DAILY AND THINKS ABOUT 500 WAYS TO DEFEND HIMSELF FROM STABBING

And because he thinks exorcists and sorcerers should get to be treated like they're normal people even though the life can be insane,]

Yeah.

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[ Oh, Lavi... You really are too nice. Satoru snorts... ]

Is this part of the Bookman lifestyle?

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[STOP]

We can have relationships. We just can't put any feeling into 'em.

But that's not fair to Mathis, so.

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I think you should play around with someone who'll also play around!

[ he's a problem ]

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[(francy voice) teenage boys are evil]

Yeah? Lemme know if you find anyone like that, and send 'em my way.

[HE'S JOKING DON'T DO THAT GOJO]

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Suuuure! I'll look out for cute girls eighteen to forty.

[ is he also joking... ]

How was the confession anyway?

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[he would be so grateful if gojo did that actually...]

I think I'm the one who deserves the details between us... How did you and Suguru get together?

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[ lavi... ]

I asked first!

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You messed with me, remember? I'm the victim here.

[as a VICTIM he deserves DEETS]

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This and that are different! And it's not like what I did actually messed you up.

[ they were just bros being bros......... ]

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[no he's gonna get hounded by geto so bad for not thinking that gojo is an amazing kisser to the point where he'll admit that gojo is and then get weird dreams about it later]

Suguru could have stabbed me! He still can, actually.

[I think he wanted me to admit that you were a good kisser, but it felt like a trap.]

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[ HUH????????? ??? ]

... What?

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[pokes gojo cheek]

He likes you a whooole lot. Soooo much. He wants to show you off and also make sure everyone knows you're his.

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[ puffs out cheeks to defend from the pokes ]

I know he does. This is kind of cute even though he's giving you a rough time. Sorry!

[ Suguru really is passive-aggressive. Pats Lavi's back... Playful pity. ]

I'll definitely tell you how it happened even though I don't think it's that exciting, soooo... Tell me about the confession you got first.