ASTARION ANCUNÍN

[situationship]

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[situationship]

[ They get a simple oreo cookie!

And he bestows it onto Astarion. ]

[haematocritical]

[ why did i think he was holding a champagne flute in that icon.



anyway he has this cookie now. ]

[situationship]

[ STOP THE FLIP PHONE IS ETERNAL

He gets himself an oreo, too. ]

Cheers!

[haematocritical]

[ are they cheersing the oreos? ]

[situationship]

[ YES ]

[haematocritical]

[ clink clink you disastrous little child ]

[situationship]

[ And they can have the oreo. ]

It's not bad, but I've had better cookies.

[haematocritical]

They're...

[ how do you even describe them. ] Strangely grainy?

[situationship]

... Yeah, it isn't the best cookie.

[ Gives him a fried oreo now. ]

[haematocritical]

So, it’s not the best cookie but this is meant to be an improvement?

[ pokes at the fried oreo. it oozes oil. ]