KARLACH CLIFFGATE

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[ablazement]

[i think they should Wii

teach her how to play mario kart]

Understatement. [amused.] Think it was funny, though. The whole couch thing.

[situationship]

[ He will teach her how to use the controller...... And help her with her claws... Maybe he should have asked for a karlach-sized wii remote. ]

If I had a choice, I wouldn't have let Kate sit on it.

[ He laughs a bit. ]

I guess we need to figure out another seating arrangement!

[ablazement]

[she has a bit of an issue with her claws, yeah, but she thinks she can make it work.]

Gods, me either. I didn't even think about Kate trying. [as for the rest:] Could always try the church, yeah? It's creepy in there, but there's seating that people won't fuss about us taking.

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The pews are annoying, but... They are seats. I can ask the goats for comfy stuff this week, though. [ And this is Mario kart... ] Okay! Here you get to choose yourself.

[ he is..... boo. ]

Oh, yeah, did you have fun at the party?

[ablazement]

Oh - okay. [peering at the choices... she picks bowser because of course she does.] Whoa, look at the spikes on this guy.

-- Anyway, yeah, it was alright. Little dour, but okay - what the fuck is up with Lavi and Suguru, by the way, do you know?

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[ to think that satoru would know bowser is a turtle and i had only learned this two months ago ]

He's the villain! But a good dad. [ Oh, uh. ] You didn't get to talk to either of them?

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Well, as long as he's a good dad. [she says, dryly, but.]

No, I haven't since I saw them, but I'm assuming this has got to do with kissing.

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[ we love a good scaly daddy -ff14 dawntrail player ]

... Well, you're not wrong. [ He will make it easy on Karlach in that he will drive in Mario Kart and she can throw shit. ] I kissed Lavi and Suguru got upset.

[ablazement]

[i would rather die than kiss zenos's scaliesona]

Satoru. [she says, vaguely amused - she throws a shell, as she does. she's good at this part.] You all are such a mess.

Is it because he wants you to himself?

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[ i have forgotten about him i only see bakool ja ja on my timeline now. Maybe as she gets used to seeing the course and how people drive, it's easier to parse.

i don't know about this part though ]

Oh! Did he tell you we're together?

[ It's my fault. ]

[ablazement]

[HELP ME, GOJO!!!!

she just. pauses the game? she pauses the game and looks at him.]

No? [...] I was assuming, but are you?

[what the fuck is up with that!!!]

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Wait, you were just assuming?

[ WHY ARE YOU JUST ASSUMING THEY WERE GAY ]

[ablazement]

[who in this game hasn't assumed they were gay is the question]

You pull each other's pigtails like the worst five year old boys I've ever seen, yes, I was assuming. Correct me if I'm wrong, though?

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[ can't boys be toddlers ]

We're best friends. [ And our friendship is perfect. ] But you're not wrong.

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You're best friends and he got mad that you kissed another boy.

[she says, amused.]

Think there's something going on there. [a beat.] Try not to break his heart, huh? Or Lavi's. Or your own, for that matter.

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We're best friends and boyfriends.

[ The... bffs x2.... Which probably makes this worse.

]

It was stupid of me, so I don't plan on doing something like that again. [ ??? ] I think Lavi will be fine.

[ Should I be worried about him? ]

[ablazement]

[THIS SCREENSHOT HELP MEJKSDFJ TEENS ARE SO MESSY]

Well, good for you, on the boyfriends bit, I'm happy for you. But yeah, that was a little stupid of you. [i'm sorry she is so against polyamory gojo]

Lavi will probably be fine? Unless he's upset that you can't commit. Have you apologized to Suguru? [if you say no you are going to find leeches in your coffin.]

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[ Slowly... Turns to her, jaggedly like it's mechanical, as he hears her thought-threat. ]

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[ HEY ]

I apologized already! Don't leech my coffin! I don't think Suguru would let me in his, so I'd need to sleep on the ground if mine is full of leeches!

[ablazement]

You apologized, so I haven't got to.

[huff!!!]

I won't leech it.

[prods him with the wii remote]

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[ Looks at her as he's nudged... Assessing if she'll keep this promise after they hotdogged and leeched a couch together like disorganized crime.

It comes into thought share where it's excessively detailed and paranoid thought train about the likelihood of leeches in his coffin, how many leeches would fill it and how quickly they'd travel and infest the basement, how he can combat them and the best time, then it goes off tangent about how the mortuary is without security and with little escape routes if they were to be attacked by people or monsters.

It tapers off as little whispers before being gone, but he's just looking at her like normal like :hei: emoji. ]

I'm trusting you, Karlach...

[ But no gravitas to that. It's still playful. ]

[ablazement]

[this is so much

she's not like, surprised? this sort of tracks, with what she knows about both him and geto, so. she's a little startled by the intensity of it, but she kind of just half-grins at him. and then bumps his shoulder with her own. there's a distant sort of thought that's like, gods, just kids and then it's gone.]

I've never gone back on my word yet!

[wow!! you accuse her of leeches after they hotdogged and leeched a couch together like the most bonkers mcdonalds play place robbers in the universe]

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Doing all right after the murder plan reveal?

[ He will unpause the game so they can continue their race. ]

[ablazement]

[THIS CAT]

Hah. [she says, glancing back at the screen. she'll play a little half-heartedly.]

Yeah. I wasn't mad at any of them or anything. It was about as good a plan as there could be here. One person is safe and alive, and not a monster anymore. Can't ask for much more.