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[personal profile] shirtbag 2024-06-16 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ boothill looks. insane! and he is behind the barrier hello. he's standing up, but those tentacles are gone. all that's left is his pointy stepford smile and the raging, red glow of his pupil. his voice sounds deep and cybernetic. ]

Evenin', there. Sure am gettin' a lotta visitors. Y'all're makin' me blush.
Edited 2024-06-16 02:57 (UTC)
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2024-06-16 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Y'all just ain't gettin' it.

[ he spreads his arms and shakes his head. ]

The name's Boot-hill. Galaxy Ranger Boothill. Outlaw. Wanted by the Interastral Peace Corporation for incitin' riots, explodin' weapon factories, and assaultin' military personnel.
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[personal profile] shirtbag 2024-06-16 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ 🥺

he laughs. ]


Come on. You don't think all corporations what call themselves "peace-huntin'" are doing anythin' but makin' a profit for themselves? All'a them money-grubbin' sons a nice ladies drainin' planets dry to fill their own cups. Who wouldn't want every last one of 'em dead as doornails? What's better'n makin' them all pay by yer own hand?