PICKLES

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[ WHERE IS PICKLES ]

Are you really a dog?

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[ Pickles is at the notice board where the profiles are and turns his head at Gojo when he asks the question and slightly tilts it with a small whine. The little device that hangs from the strap around his neck speaks in a robotic voice:

The puppy wishes to know if you are asking rhetorically or seriously. ]

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I think by four years old you're not a puppy, but I do mean seriously.

[ He doesn't question the dog's intelligence, but he offers a hand anyway because a dog is a dog. ]

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[ me: this dog is 4 years old
translation: PUPPY
me:
me: fine

Pickles leans in to sniff Gojo's hand. What does it smell like? Hopefully not of blood. ]

Woof.

[ The puppy remains firm that its existence is of a dog.

something something descartes ]

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[ It just smells like human and then whatever this village smells like since he had been doing things here. ]

And this is your translation device? How accurate is it...

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[ He's glad Gojo doesn't smell like blood. ]

Awoo...

[ The puppy thinks that Doggie is the best tra--

Pickles smacks the device, interrupting it. Silence. ]

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Aaaaahhhh, there's some bias here!

[ Is that it? ]

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[ Pickles makes a small dog snort at that. It looks like he's trying to deny the bias. ]

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Barks to communicate yes or no is usually enough, but I'll play along with the translator.

[ Pets doggo since it doesn't seem like Pickles rejected him. ]

Got any experience with cult activities?

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[ Pickles can also shake his head a little from side to side if that helps. The pets are allowed.

The puppy says that it is just a dog that likes to read. ]

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[ Starts fluffing Pickles' hackles. ]

Implementing hedonism into a fetch ball to dispel magic doesn't sound like Just a dog. [ Just saying. ] I don't think I saw any books around so tough luck.

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Woof.

[ The puppy says that it is its normal and would like to thank you for the assistance regardless.

the hackles and fluffed... ]

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[ Smooths the fluffs out after. ]

Sure, if you say so. Are there more dogs like you back at home?

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... Woo.

[ He looks down.

The puppy says that it is the only arcanist dog that it knows. ]

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Don't even get an arcanist pack? If you have a job, that's hard work doing it by yourself.

[ oh, pickles... there may be some sympathy ]

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[ Pickles tilts his head. He just a dog without a job. ]

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... You don't work despite being smart?

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Awoo...?

[ The puppy insists that it is a dog and therefore, doesn't have to work. ]

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That's convenient. It'd give you time to read all the books you want.

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Woof! ... Woo.

[ The puppy says that would be the case, but it gets dragged into many situations. ]

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Not much to do here, soooo I would love to hear more about this situations whenever you're free! Better than waiting for the supernatural to respond back.

[ sometimes you try to talk to ghosts. ]

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[ Pickles tilts his head with a whine.

The puppy asks if you can really communicate with ghosts. ]

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Yeah, I can. I can see them, too.

Or... At least before this place neutralized everyone's abilities.

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Woof! Woof...

[ The puppy would like to know what it's like to communicate with ghosts. ]

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Hm... I guess I can't say it's actually communicating, but they respond in their way and I can respond back. Most cursed spirits don't vocalize clear thoughts, instead clinging onto negative aspects from their birth.

Objectively, it's an ugly experience, especially since they will attack you.