LUCAS PROUST

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[Please at least try to sleep... PRETEND TO BE A NORMAL PERSON FOR ONE SECOND......

In any case, Lucas will just sort of peer over the side of the pew as he makes his way to the front of the church. Are his eyes closed?? If he looks like he's asleep, Lucas will go fetch a blanket for him, hatefully.]

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[ He is wearing the darkest sunglasses known to man, opaque full CMYK values.

How will Lucas interpret the state of sleep? ]

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[IF HE'S NOT MOVING LUCAS WILL ASSUME HE'S ASLEEP. Time to drape a blankie over him. Nightynight peanut.]

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[ Takes the blanket with a smile. ]

Thanks! To think I was planning to break this pew into pieces earlier. It's not that bad of a bed.

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[A STARTLED YELP. GOOD SIR... He fuckin places his hand against his chest he's TOO OLD FOR SCARES.]

Oh, my! Goodness, my apologies. You were so still, I thought you'd fallen asleep...

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[ aren't you like 12 and catholic

He pushes up his glasses into his hair, showing forehead and cw: eyes now. ]

No, I was awake the whole time. Hi!

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[HE'S OLDER THAN GOJO.

Anyway very funny that even Lucas is a bit taken aback by such freakish blue eyes considering he himself has freakish blue eyes. Double cw anime eyes.]

Hello... [NO HE'S EMBARRASSED NOW!!!! But he also just sighs with the energy of :ben:, shaking his head a bit.] Would you like to keep the blanket? If you're intending to take a nap, it will certainly do you well.

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[ i know but i also don't trust

WHY IS HE TAKEN ABACK IF HE ALSO HAS FREAK EYES. He will get more comfortable with this blanket which I don't even know if it's long enough for him. ]

Since you offered it to me out of the kindness in your heart, I will accept it while I lie here on the hard lacquered wood. [ Humming. ] I do think the coffins are better.

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[HELLO I HATE IT HERE also listen it's because Gojo's are a different kind of freak eyes... THEY'RE SUCH A BRIGHT AND VIBRANT BLUE???? LIKE TURBO SKIES... His are freakish in that they're so pale they almost seem white-ish or silver.]

Then, may I ask why you've chosen to rest here? As much as I'd like to make your stay on a pew more comfortable, we're lacking in pillows.

[Go sleep in a soft coffin...]

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[ Unfortunately, for Lucas, his blue eyes are here to stay until he dies. ]

This is not very church person of you. [ But he doesn't sound or look sad. ] For comparison. I'm not actually going to stay, so don't worry.

Wanna try a coffin?

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My apologies for not fitting your image of a "church person". [WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN HE HATES IT HERE.] I don't mind if you wish to stay here, but I have to wonder why you would choose a place that's less comfortable...

[He has :ben: energy again at the question and politely shakes his head.]

No, thank you.

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[ he says it like that because he doesn't know that much about christianity or church ]

Wouldn't have known it's less comfortable without trying it! [ Arches eyebrows. ] Got something against coffins?

[ it's a coffin you freak ]

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[IT'S A COFFIN YOU FREAK. He'll move to sit on a nearby pew since apparently this is conversation hours now, primly perched and setting his hands in his lap. He is unfortunately the very picture of dainty.]

The last time I went there, terrible scratching noises were coming from the inside, but nothing was there... I would be far too unnerved to rest well in one.

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[ But it's a comfortable coffin. His eyes follow Lucas until he can't thanks to the pew's arm. ]

Oh, right. That bothers Asta, too, but he said taking off the lids stop the scratching noises.

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Asta... Ah, Astarion? He did seem very averse to the noise when we first heard it together...

[Lucas lifted the lid and revealed nothing was inside and Astarion immediately turned around and walked right out of the situation. He's so valid.]

I wonder if that's meant to be another form of ambience, then.

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Too bad he's tethered to the place with us, but I don't think it stops him from going elsewhere.

[ He looks up at the ceiling, wondering... ]

The scratching I definitely think is part of the whole horror aesthetic. I sat in the haunted house waiting for something to show up, but nothing did.

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I should hope we're all still free to roam...

[He says, having just decided to accept his assigned church house immediately. With a lilting note of curiosity:]

Are you from a place with "horror movies" as well, then?

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I'm curious about this location assignment part... It's weirdly domestic.

[ Horror Holly Heights. Anyway, he sits up so he can have a regular conversation seeing the person. ]

Yup. You're from a place that doesn't have movies?

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[HORROR HOLLY HEIGHTS.]

If we're meant to be observed, I can only imagine it factors into that somehow.

[Maybe the eyes of the hills enjoy watching a little SOL in between sacrificing mass batches of people. But he nods at that! Still seated in the same pew, looking Gojo's way. Making eye contact now that he is no longer horizontal.]

That's correct, though I learned what they were very quickly given the immediate comparisons to them that so many of you were making...

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Ohhhh, I wonder what the cabin crew is doing tonight! Potluck with some demons?

[ jazz hands, then makes a face because wow voyeurs. Lucas can see more that he is a tall creature. ]

Well, if you already know, then I don't need to explain it. You're medieval?

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[WHAT IS HE SO TALL FOR.]

Apparently goats are only for sacrificing and not eating... in Riverdale, at least.

[He just says this like it makes sense and nods solemnly. Now Gojo knows that if they're having potlucks, it will not involve goat. ANYWAY!!]

I'm uncertain what medieval means. I'm from- [I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE YEAR IS OR WHAT CALENDAR THEY USE IN VIRCHE BUT IT'S NOT IN THE LATE 2010s THAT'S FOR SURE.] -if that fits?

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If we end up starving here, I'm going to eat a goat if that's all there's left. [ He is pampered, spoiled, and rich, but he will tap the survival button and eat a goat if he needs to. ] Who told you that, anyway?

[ RIVERDALE???? Satoru squints at this nebulous year. It means absolutely nothing to him. ]

Okay, most advanced technology where you're from. Go.

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Oh, I would hope that anyone would do the same. [Please enter survival mode and eat sacrificial goats everyone that's hilarious.]

If you attempt to pray, you'll learn about the goats as well, unfortunately.

[ANYWAY FUNNY THING ABOUT THE ANSWER TO THAT.]

I'm unaware of what would be considered the most advanced, but some form of Reliver technology would likely be near the top.

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Weeeeird. Riverdale sounds like a place that exists in America or England.

[ He's not going to question it, but then he mumbles... ARE THEY IN AMERICA? IS THIS PLACE BASED ON AMERICA? ]

Obviously, I've never heard of anything like that.

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[MEANWHILE HIM, HAVING NO IDEA WHAT AMERICA OR ENGLAND ARE...]

It's south of wherever this "Rachel" person was, at least.

[Please his fucking Riverdale gospel. BUT RIGHT Relivers are such a commonass thing for him that he genuinely forgets he has to explain it.]

The technology that allows people to clone their bodies and make backups of their memories and personality.

[And yet they don't have movies.]