AVENTURINE

[situationship]

you are my only pc catchall for now

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[tactic]

[ FINE keep your secrets, blue-eyed man. ]

Worse. There's no bar of soap at all.

[situationship]

[ HE'S TOO TIRED TO MANSPLAIN UNLESS ASKED. He laughs. ]

Aw... Crying over no soap. We do have a bunch of leeches.

[ Said in a tone that's cheery, but obvious that he hates that. ]

[tactic]

Are you suggesting I clean myself using leeches?

[ Also he complained about soap enough that he's going to get soap. Maybe. ]

[situationship]

No way! What kind of person would suggest that?

[ congrats on your soap ]

There's just a lot of them. I'm sure someone would find use for them since most of us don't come from the same place.

[tactic]

I suggested eating them to someone, but they didn't take the idea to heart or mind.

[situationship]

[ makes a face, blech ]

Someone mentioned to me frying them. If we get desperate and there's nothing left, maybe.

[tactic]

Oh, good to know that others are sharing in my ideas.

[ Even though he's not... serious... ]

What brings you to the theater anyway, friend?

[situationship]

You two could have a leench.

[ he stretches his arms above his head first. ]

Mostly boredom.

[tactic]

[ hei that was so awful ]

Am I alleviating you of it so far?

[situationship]

[ listen................... it's midnight ]

So far, yeah! I don't really care about small talk, but there's not a lot to do and you're interesting enough. You're a lot more well-behaved than what your profile suggests.

[tactic]

While that normally would be a compliment, it doesn't sound like much of one coming from you.

[situationship]

[ Tilts his head. ]

Huh? What led you to that conclusion?

[tactic]

You seem like a troublemaker yourself.

[situationship]

Me? A troublemaker?

[ Poses like a baby girl on stage, I guess. ]

[tactic]

[ LAUGHS ]

I guess it really does take one to know one.

[situationship]

Hey... I'm trying my best here.

[ Crosses his ankles as if that will make him look dainty despite being 6'3. ]

[tactic]

[ That is not a real height that exists anywhere. ]

Oh? So we're two troublemakers on their supposed best behavior?

[situationship]

[ i would have given you a permit to make aventurine 5'9 ]

It doesn't have to be that way.

[tactic]

[ every time i app him i add two inches ]

What have you got planned...

[situationship]

[ how many times will you app him ]

Mostly terrorize people. This place seems haunted enough to get a little scare from a small "boo!"

[tactic]

[ two more times so he breaks 6' ]

A little excitement is good for keeping the place lively.

[situationship]

Plenty of people to try it on, too.

[ Hehe! Consequences will come, but regrets will not. ]

I'm open to suggestions!

[tactic]

[ hei saturday was so long ago i don't even remember what people have done already i'm moving us to our new pc ]